he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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