summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I wish there were birth control emojis
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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