It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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