She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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