Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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