What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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