Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
that is very illegal...i love you.
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