Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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