dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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