What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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