We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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