I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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