I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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