Swine flu. Run for my life!
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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