id be glad to
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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