and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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