@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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