so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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