your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
