HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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