when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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