Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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