there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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