i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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