alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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