windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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