dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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