New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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