Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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