You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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