i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
try to milk me bitch
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