Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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