I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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