Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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