No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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