I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
