Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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