We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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