i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we're making bets on your personal life
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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