We're facebook friends in real life
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just pynch a tree in the face
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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