Im at strip club and am horny
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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