So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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