She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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