Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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