I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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