Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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