Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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