he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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