worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
