By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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