Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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