Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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