do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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