we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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