He had one of those small greek statue penises
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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