My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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